30
May

The red block sat there. Lonely. Never loved. Never thought of. Cursed to be blown up and forced to slot into another block. He didn’t want this to happen. Not until he was older, anyway. But then, he spied a very angular blue ‘L’ shape. Ohhhhh, I’d like to slip into that block’s contours… He smirked to himself as he licked his parallel sides.

We were never fated to meet, as he was on the other side of the conveyer belt… OF DESTINY. However, fate had it’s eyes open for me, and allowed the player too get a bonus explosion (wiggles eyebrows) which destroyed all blocks below me so I was on the bottom. I smiled as I knew what was about to come- literally- I looked above and saw his beautiful behind. Ohhhhhhh. We slipped and slid in my warm bonus juices and ran straight into each other.

However, the game started to glitch, as we started to slot in and out off each other at a very fast pace. It seemed so wrong, but felt so right…

— m rated tetris fanfiction (via upsidedownsocks)
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30
May
otterwatt: r-0byn: i can not even describe how fucking much i really want this my life would be complete I WOULD DRAW A FACE ON IT AND MAKE IT INTO A BIG CUDDLY SNAKE

otterwatt:

r-0byn:

i can not even describe

how fucking much

i really want this

my life would be complete

I WOULD DRAW A FACE ON IT AND MAKE IT INTO A BIG CUDDLY SNAKE

(via upsidedownsocks)

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30
May
desired future employer:
 one art, please
me:
 /art
desired future employer:
 /buckets of money
me:
 thank
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